In my new office, every morning I am greeted with the clattering of heels.
It is really starting to give me an inferiority complex. Being surrounded by all these mini giraffes, with their perfectly coffed hair and skirts that accentcuate their perky bottoms will make anyone green with envy.
(Guys, you can stop drooling now)
I am unsure if it is their powersuits or my own lacking in the departments they have down to a tee, I tend to feel really tiny each time.
Each morning, I have a strong resolve to change my predicament. Tho by nightfall it becomes nothing more than a distant memory only to reappear the next day.
Such is my lack of life.
